SIX FEET UNDER (2001-2005)
"When do I get to self-destruct?"
"Hi, you've reached David and Keith, but we can't get to the phone right now because we're too GAY!"
"My mom says my uncle Keith is a punk-ass fudge packer, because he likes men instead of women... Does that mean you're a punk-ass fudge packer, too?"
"This is my, uh, my girlfriend, Brenda."
"I prefer the term fuck puppet."